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Good day my fine friends today’ s picture is another foray into the art world. Yes yours truly was off on a meander again down pretension path and relates for your enjoyment the madness behind my method. I gathered together a motley crew of patient, sun seeking and in-want-of-a-bit-of-cash types to create my new installation through the material medium and canvas combo of Grit de la Mer, organic form of man and Le Soleil or rather the shadow cast by the absence of said Soliel through the obstruction of said man, or being politically correct, and not wanting to discriminate, luverlee laydees also, and well there was also another exceptionally handsome type in amongst the inspirational throng. We then used mans finest raw tools, his, or to be pedantic our very own hands to each create our then current state of mental inclination of our very being, well due to the effects of the noon sun three expressed varying degrees from mild discomfort through to pain, two not yet succumbed to heat-defeat still managed to keep chipper and expressed this state admirably, yours, as always exceptionally handsome and ready to woo, truly expressed my desire by displaying my orthodontic array of wooing gear, and well, as for the rogue on my right as you perceive it, we decided best not enquire as to his current, past or intended for that matter state of the inner sanctum of his mind I ask you to note the deliberate dominent subject intent that belies the simple arrangement of each said subject, yes using earths natural materials said mer grit and soleil or aforementioned deliberate lack of the soleil, we cast man as a dominance against his background, in contrast to mans usual position of insignificance in the wonderous dominance of his planet and indeed universe blah blah blah. The chosen medium of said installation was a deliberate intent of a tangible-to-touch but Not-to-hold-to -retain to represent the transience of man in this time span of a scheme of things. Well long before the sun could shift its heavenly state or duck behind a cumulus nimbus, as none were within as far as an optical organ could see, or the Mer's ebb turn up, my disatisfied subjects were either bored, scorched or blazing mad and said installation was far more transient than intended I therefore renamed my piece from `Mans swift and transient being` to Man Got Bored, Burned and Beggared Off |