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Unleash
your lovelorn, my pet pal and I are a woooing bound in earnest
Despite our, well my, obvious extreme handsomeness, being of
no bar to such pastime we felt it would not be detrimental to
partake in a little experimentational exercise. Regular perusal
of trivial motion entertainment and glossy periodicals repeatedly
highlights the fact that
hair-wear not hair-bare, plays an apparent and significant
factor in the, mission of woo or attaining of oft coveted state
of success.
Facts gathered from the aforementioned perusal show such a
discriminatory imbalance that apart from yours truly, a portly lolly
sucking gumshoe of yesteryear, and, and I must say a, still rather a
dashing despite said affliction, lycra clad, galaxy trekker, very few
persons of hair! where? appearance have successfully aspired for and
attained such coveted states therefore highlighting an
extremely discriminatory imbalance for entry to the realm of
Success-Dom.
For not much fiscal exchange we purchased two fine pieces of instant
coifs beating 2 other no doubt follically challenged disapointees in
auction combat for these love magnets. We are both highly
delighted as the extremely durable 100% nylon ensures rugged
activity need not be a thing of the past and should it happen that the
heavens do downpour as you embark on the mission of woo, the once
cursed rain runs off the resilient tresses with defeated abandon
leaving the momentarily threatened tresses resplendent in their still
heightened glory.
Of course as yours truly seldom suffers from woo repugnancy issues any
embarked upon test could not be 100% accurate therefore we will for
purposes of accuracy only monitor my pet pals results, this does
however pose a lesser matter of debate as of course he does also
possess the rather successful wooing tools, puppy eyes! therefore once
more an advantageous gain wreaking a potentially significant
imbalance which might well play havoc on the results.
Keep an observant watch for future results.
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