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Good day my fine friends today’ s picture should perhaps be viewed through partially closed fingery digits. I was visiting a fine friend who was a luminary entertainer type like my goodself and was introduced nay! subjected to the domesticated, supposedly canine but I swear of no known earthly-entity origin, pet. Well I was assured by, did I say by my no-longer friend, that Old Yeller, Lassie or what other potentially misrepresentative name was bestowed upon Le Beast that said beast’s visage belied a soppy nature, I think perhaps I was the victim of a fib. I tried to muster up faith in the nugget of old-wife-type-tale-wisdom “don’t be judging books by their even terrifying covers” but alas failed. Yours, terrified, truly rapidly brought to recall the pecking order of the food chain and panicked rather more than slightly when I realised my people had never been portrayed in such. Regarding said food chain the not so soppy pet appeared to have gnawed through the habitat with an almost admiral skill as not a decorative or utility type piece had escaped his exceptional shredding implements whether through intent to digest or merely for the fun of it destruction, I pondered on suggesting upping his meal allowance but felt his character trait may be the result of another fiery source so perhaps lest said was best. I did however suggest competing the little darling, yes because I value my life I swayed the truth a tad and addressed him darling, in the Lumberjack World Championship as I had the umost confidence in said beasts ability, even if he used only one of his 3 heads, yes Cerberus, fluffy or simply hellhound most definitely had two others tucked away somewhere, to gnaw through a trunk of unlimited girth therefore he could surely harvest lumber as proficiently as any skilled logger using the finest highly efficient modern logging equipment. Well praying for both a safe exit and in my next life to not return as any type of pet related product I departed with my, yes! admitttedly not original but still highly effective “Oh! is that the time, I have an appointment trick” |