Ahh! On this occasion an altercation nearly occurred as my good self and these clearly afflicted dawgs were involved in a ludicrous and almost over heated debate. What started off as, yes I absolutely hold my hand up at my foolish attempt at, a polite strangers congenial greeting on passing this seemingly grand triplet of pets. It transpired that I ‘peaked up’ these hounds hackles higher than 'Old Smokey’s' famous ‘peaked top’ when yours truly was taken most alarmingly aback as the red neck red pet trio simultaneously started ‘smilin’ like a mule aytin’ briars’ is I believe the correct terminology and subjected my good self to an unsightly ordeal of looming and overly large laughing gear. Trying to pass of the reactionary stance in best possible polite and slightly jocular manner with, I believed a perfectly reasonable comment given the lack of wit gathering time, that it was indeed a calamity that all three sported such apparent, less than regular, unsightly dentistry and how do they say, an then I performed a further blunder with a I now realise reckless attempt to speak their native lingo, by stating ‘wha! theys were most definitely everwhichaways‘, I instantly noted said tactical error and can only lay blame entirely on their very own lack of orthodontic care causing such unprovoked assault on my optical organs therefore resulting in the offending reactionary response. Well said hound dawgs must have been blood hounds as they instantly bayed for mine which gave rise to impending fear of ferocious, surely fester inducing attack and possibly fatal conclusion. Amidst, looming, and definitely untended eating implements, and such bandied expressions as ‘wha yaw green freaked thang yaw just danced on maw veree las nerve’ yours quite conniving truly managed to bluff the situation back to civility with a cautious pick of choice comments highlighting their numerous redeeming qualities ranging from Why! was that delightful shade a titian or terracotta red, and with physiques like that you must be fending off the coquetting and swooning laydees in droves and are surely the ultimate wizards of woo, I had to battle impudence though not to mention the, I found, quite disturbing, cast in the eye of the one on the left. Suffice to say the duplicitous remarks had desired effect and frayed tempers were abated, reasonably amicable banter restored and yours, near savaged, truly heaved a grateful sigh of relief For my self whilst I do readily concur to the fact that beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder and do not encourage shallow trait in appearance matters, I strongly declare it should be a mandatory rule that dentistry should not err on the side of offensive. I need only need to conclude with a pleasant smile to rest my case. |