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Good day my fine friends today’ s picture may cast upon you a turmoil of a tormented mind as to the state of evidenced affairs or merely cast a warm and fuzzy glow of wholesomeness about your bonce, it all depends on the workings of your very own mental sense. I had been to visit a colleague who was also an entertainment luminary and due to said colleagues congenial hospitality I imbibed throughout the course of the afternoon a motley assortment of beverages ranging from scalded infusions of tea types to a number of highly effervescent fruity type liquids all necessitating in my need to pay a visitation to the restroom, though you may rest assured twas not for a bout of prone positioned lounging around but to achieve relief from too much accursed fluids sloshing about and distending my gluttonous innards. On my way to said room, of incorrectly marketed use, I inadvertently happened upon a boudoir with the door ajar and my attention was arrested by the sunny disposition of the coverlet on the chambers slumber piece when all of an instance I suffered a physical shock to my system so much so that I was extremely fortuitous to not find my good self in a situation whereby I no longer needed to finish my intended trip due to an unwitting torrent of tea derived type. What brought about this physical disruption of my constitution I hear your impatient cry. Well there on the potentially a scene of offence was a brace of pets in conjoined form and yours, usually quick of wit truly was at a momentary loss for ponder or parley. When I did retrieve my senses I was unsure whether I had chanced upon, 1. a moment of tangible but wholesome need of cross genre comfort for two cute but perhaps otherwise lonely pet type souls, 2. two pets, supposedly poles apart due to said genre thingy, in mid claw and fang combat or 3. whether I had almost bore witness to an act of something unmentionable giving rise to not only infusing my visage with a crimson hue but potentially necessitating me to gouge out not only my injured physical opticals but my minds-all-seeing and remembering eye if my departure was not imminent. Well I hot-footed it not just out of the scene-de-rendezvous-de-questionable-type but out of the habitat completely without any illumination as to why, due to my inability to face my host with perhaps shenanigans afoot above our very heads and so I hastened homeward bound which with glugging innards was an uncomfortable state I must say. To this day I am none the wise to said pet display. |