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Well there was yours, as ever Out & About, truly partaking in my daily perambulation minding no ones business but my very own which happened to be at that particular moment in time practising my nonchalant air to perfection, when lo and behold I did see a bit of shenanigan happening before my very own eyes. Yes! There, in the street, as bold as brass, as cheeky as a barrel full of monkeys, as impertinent as a pup that performs bodily innard blunders all over the place and thinks over use of his optical organs is payment and apology enough, being performed, by I must say a rather lithe and most loverlee laydee, was surely an illegal use of ambient street furniture, but more probably an incidental and illogical leg manoeuvre, apparently at will Nay! more like willy nilly. Well whether it was brought about sheer sponaneous, or encouraged by others, bravado, the action of a braggart or merely the latest bus stop etiquette I had not a notion but yours, ever inquisitive truly, was indeed set with nothing less than full intent to find out the cause of this street set shenanigan. To my uninformed mind it was a blatant abuse and misuse of the aforementioned ambient street furniture and then the thought did strike, perhaps the fine femme was one of those free runner types, who, admittedly possess incredible agility and perform awe inspiring athletical acts, are always running amok running public property potentially playing havoc with the its structeral materials, maintainence, and insurance to boot. Yes! that was it, I had cracked it, and I half expected her to shimmy up the wall with a few fast footy shuffles and be away over the roof tops in a flash but no she remained quite static in her sole sport-stroke-shenanigan so I dared to venture closer and harboured thoughts of delivering a congratulatory patting upon on her back but felt it could incur a consequential catastrophe or even worse bring about a reflex series of kung fu karate type kat's as she, might well turn around and deliver a swift and spontaneous relentless and retaliatory bout of kicking about my person Therefore I decided to act with caution and tact and said why what brings about this sporty activity from such a fine laydee on this fine day in this fine street whereby buy you might well be incurring a fiscal fine if a fine officer of the law should pass by and see you committing this offence then, lest that caused offence, I continued why! M'aam you are to be greatly admired for your prowess in your fine but not quite apparent sport, why yours, clumsy cumbersome clod here that I am, truly could not even harbour thoughts of such an akimbo type manoeuvre, why the thought alone does make me wince. Well I was in the notion of courting this luverlee laydee and prepared my tools of woo into my finest smile but then did think Nay! she needed to be about 5 years younger as we could be bringing about a scandal and yours, could be branded with the bandied title toy boy, truly could be doing without public and trivial tittle tattle as it plays all kinds of sensory havoc with the nervous constitution and I’m not needing the publicity so leave such unnecessary news inducing notions for mere celebs Sadly this luverlee fascinating femme is to be nothing but a fond memory and a picture menory of the luverlee laydee that LemMe lost, the one who had to get away. |