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Here’s my good self on a deliberate endeavour to again quell the vicious myth, that I cannot abide oooh! I'm soooo cute kids, and as you can clearly evidence here I am knee deep, well to be pedantic, over the head drowning in a sea of them and as is undoubtedly evidenced I am clearly displaying a countenance highlighting pleasurable participation though I must add this was the early hours of the contractual obligation.  I had visited this scholarly establishment to put the said vicious rumours to bed, and I must add only on receipt of pro-forma payment of the Dickensian amount of Star appearance fee, which, note to self I must be having a number of no doubt argumentative words with my agent Isaac Howboy, who must have had prophetic parents, for getting me this gig as if it wasn’t enough to be overshadowed with all this adorableness well lo and behold one rogue does stand up in defiance against the said establishment to covet my barely evidenced limelight, all I needed was for said rogue to say I've brought my looming-liquid-eyed puppy for show and tell and I might well have given up the entertainment industry altogether.   Well to be perfectly blunt I felt the establishment inclined towards a disturbing mode as we did nought but form circular joined groups and rotate and chant and chant and rotate and I was highly suspicious as to its claims of excellence as when I challenged the tots academically why not one had a clue about the theory of relativity or Pythagoras theorem and well I was truly exasperated when I questioned their knowledge of the web as all thought twas nothing more than a superhero accessory.   I do declare I remain nonplussed as to the cuteness of these diminutive beings and I was disgruntled that my time was wasted as my luminary status appeared to be going unheeded so I did voice my discontent at every available opportunity throughout the day and did endeavour to evade the specifically stipulated but sadly tightly bound contractual obligation to remain alas to no avail. Thankfully the wasted, due to lack of any interest whatsoever in my Starry history, day was drawing to a close but unfortunately not with a putting of proverbial cats among proverbial pigeons which came about when the strict disciplinarian with whom I had verbally wrested over the aforementioned endeavored obligation waivers said 'hurry up everybody I want you all to very quickly deposit your stools over there in an orderly fashion as no one leaves the building until there's a nice neat pile' then did practice an authoritive clap of the hands and state chop, chop children and once again did threaten 'no going home until I see a pile of stools over there' and did point to what I felt was a rather public non too appropriate designated area. Well yours truly was a bit embarrassed to say the least and perturbed at the authoritative enforcement of such an intimate function but I had only 1 hour 15 minutes to my next appointment so with perhaps a tad too much eagerness I did fashion a hastily improvised secretive corner from a multitude of nursery stock and did perform the ordered function and was dutifully transporting it in what I believed to be, hygienic mode using what had I ensured was a badly damaged, so surely not missed, picture book and noting I was the first in line was about to gloat when all of a sudden was distracted to such a point I did near deposit my deposit in an unauthorised area.   Well what followed was a heck of a hullabaloo and such shrieking and yelling from the teacher who did cry 'oh good grief look what the dirty little miscreants done' well despite my impatience to leave I did cast a cursory glance looking for the culprit cad  and in doing so did not note the looming vision of the authoritive figure of Ms Nightingale the teacher until all daylight was eclipsed by her volumous bulk.  Well I heard the phrase fetching the cops and yours, ever officious, truly offered to fetch them as I too wanted the culprit responsible for this kafuffle, that would without doubt ensure I missed my next appointment, apprehended, though I was still non the wiser as to what the perpetrator had practised. Now Ms songbird was not singing, as does her famed namesake, too sweetly although the manner in which she was furiously flapping one would have literally expected her to either take flight or lay an egg and I started to harbour the surprising inclination she was implying yours, totally bewildered truly, was the culpable party as it was apparent the bandied insults were definitely directed to yours, without doubt the target, truly, and I told her in no uncertain terms I felt were wholly inappropriate given the company into which they were delivered why! I said I'll bet there were a number of tiny tots having theirs ears boxed tonight after repeating as tots are wont to do, the new and highly colourful language.  Well I decided I was none too pleased with this attitude to which I still clueless and was running late for my appointment so decided to make my excuses and hot foot it but to maintain a contractual pleasantry I falsely stated it was a pleasure executing business at your fine stablishment which only raised her fury to immeasurable and alarming heights.

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