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This is a public information broadcast  Nay! A PUBLIC INTEREST WARNING. I urge you the good public to beware in fact down right steer well clear of the so called sport of Rugby, why!  I was under a, I now realise false, assumption that the sport is excellent for the mental and physical constitution well I vehemently disagree and now wish to rectify this with ‘you will be subjected to mental and physical bodily destruction.   I had been truly duped as I had seen pictures of strapping manly men assembled in hugged groups and did, I now realise most erroneously assume, what a super genteel pastime after all it was originated and named at the good old scholarly establishment of 'whatto' slender foppish gentlefolk type of chaps.  I did note the players of contemprary times appeared to be far more muscularly developed in the aforementioned pictures but bulk need not be a discriminatory bar to fop or dandied genteel state. Well the day dawned that I did partake in a daily excursion, accessorized with a pretty rug and picknicky slender sliced breaded treats in an attempt to impress that I was indeed a genteel social character of foppish descent, to watch a match at a fine local establishment but it was soon after commence of play that the badly misrepresented fact did start to transpire when huge brutes of chaps with girded girthy thighs and fatted calves,   not of he Biblical tasty types, I mean lower legged regions of troll type proportion nay! of such circumference twould tire one out, even if you stopped to rest, merely to walk round them,   did run   nay!  thunder amok the pretty lawn, why they played horrendous havoc with the trim turf. Though much action did happen all of a hasty blur I do swear I did note there was not a regular featured face among the throng why there were more misshapes than in a chocolate factory uncontrollable heating havoc, however yours truly was soon caught up in the throng of the moment and felt compelled to partake when the hugging began as being a socially amicable type I fancied. a tad of tangible manly bonding so off I trotted over to entangle among the twined throng,  I heard cries from the crowd of what the … what on earth,  you foolish... and assumed there was some off field fiasco or kafuffle type altercation but did not, nay! would not! miss the enticing tangible session when all of a sudden the hugging scrum did stop and rugged, brutal and rapidly looming thunderous thugs did ensure yours truly did partake in, but most definitely not with pleasure, a seemingly never ending number of tangible moments, I could only think of my handsome visage, I had a show and a photo shoot the next day and I was sure I’d just swallowed the ball, surely that was a spare the incredible bulk who just thundered by did clutch.  I was convinced my highly prized regular dentistry was not only rearranged. to which I was plagued by thoughts of the cost, the cost, but was wrapped around some knuckled fist and of a sudden I appeared to be wallowing in mud as if seeking their whereabouts as my face was nested deep within the uprooted and now muddied lawn and I did experience the aforsaid numerous intermittent tangible nay! traumatic moments and then without warning I did fly through the air with such force that if the momentum had been maintained I would have been across the Atlantic by sundown. I swear they were nothing more than far too manly mauling, manhandling, marauders there was not a fop or dandy as far as far as the eye could see which wasn’t far once on the receiving end of a tangible chum scrum with these brutal and rugged characters.   I must declare I am not favourably impressed at all with the muscular and over energetic prowess of these fraudulent fops I had more fun at a recent wake and I am off now to take my battered bloodied bruised body to try my hand at a lesser energy sapping single-trusted-opponent sport,the pianoforte.

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