Oh
this was a
most agreeable occasion, a visitation upon this Luvverlee laydeee and
her doubled bundle of rosy cheeked cherubbed offspring, they were
far tooo cute for my comfort but still I vehemently deny any part of
the
following events, the said offspring, stirred into a state of
uncontrollable glee, as
is
clearly evidenced on the visage
of the laydeee tot, by the fellow purporting to be a
purveyor of fine camera trickery, without warning to the astonishment
of all
gathered, fell from the family pictorial perch.
Suffice to say, despite my attempts to expose the act of said
purveyor, and perform first aid with salt and butter salve, napkins and
hastily improvised fork splints, I
was banished from family fold permanently .