Good day my fine friends
Here you see my new marketing campaign for my latest Superstar, yes remember not mere celebrity, endorsed cash cow venture whereby I am exploiting the bank-ability of my luminary status and have once again allowed my nom de fame to
be the bankable, bounty-beneficial, brand of a, some bounders have been heard to bandy, borderline, enterprise.

`Tas been viciously reported that my affiliates in in this `Affair de Amore` with accompanying Hardee Har Har have callously cashed in as commercial practices are wont to do of a freefalling economy and vulnerable fiscally bereft consumers looking for lurrve and a laugh to make an existence bearable. 

Yours truly poo poos this malice and states I personally was more than delighted to provide this triple whammy bargain and help the good public find lurrve on a budget with a guaranteed chuckle to boot or money back guarantee therefore readily endorsed www.chucklesncourtingcompanioncombos.com for a princely fee so the goodly public can embark on a merry go round of laughter and lurrve, for less. 

CONDITIONS PRECEDENT - Money back - Subject to your satisfying the easy to read with miracle vision, (disclaimer - we cannot be held responsible for your less than satisfactory sight) `questionably` fair terms and conditions (disclaimer we think so) that we will send you `after` you subscribe to this offer (its no use arguing, others have tried and failed and often lost the will to live as even though we haven’t found a loophole to justify this it entraps far too much money for far too many corporate and regulatory bodies for you to even consider fighting this)

TERMS AND CONDITIONS but not limited to, as new ones are created at our will to wrangle out of any financially detrimental, to the company, situation we did not foresee.

Monies will be refunded

1.  IF YOU HAVE NOT FOUND LURRVE after 2 score  years and  ten

2.  If YOUR DATE DOES NOT MUSTER UP A MIRTH RIDDLED MOUTH at least once within the first ten years of a resulting union of woo and subject to your disgruntled state as considered by our financial regulator, whom we highly recommend or otherwise we would not fund their practice, incredulously finding in your favour.

THIS AGREEMENT is construed and governed by our decisions and no other laws of any geographical territory so don’t waste your time, money that could be better spend on looking for lurrve and a laugh at www.chucklesncourtingcompanioncombos.com or energy you might be needing if you find your subscribed-for lurrve.

Well I am confident to assume that on your perusal of the marketing evidence of our handsome specimen you’ll feel you had best be booking in without delay in order to not to be the unfortuitious recipient of disappointment therefore as a consequence of such one would be wallowing in the mire of a further and deeper depressive state though should this be due to said consequences of your late submission we are happy to offer the last chance lottery bundle of three for the price of two chaps or chapettes, on seperate occassions for moral purpose.