The Type-de-Cirque or Chafe Conundrum

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Good day my fine friends today’s picture is of an incident from one of my entrepreneurial endeavours whereby I and one of my contemporaries of entertainment type decided to reap pecuniary advantage by combining our variety skills and sport dress of fancy `Chappie-de-Cirque` type for providing pleasure for the partying populous of tiny tots due to an understanding of apparently renowned fact that such carnival type characters are in popular demand for purposes of pleasuring teeny festivity seekers.

This picture is of initial engagement and well to be perfectly forthright I believe we were grossly misinformed as to the popularity of the buffoon types as the little Miss was clearly most displeased, though truth be told I do feel such a spontaneous and distressing outburst may well have been to due an abrasive rub of a chafe resulting from the friction of the netting-mesh type garb against bare limbs as netted apparel, though of favourable effect on the optical organs, can be more than a discomfort about the person.

I did also feel that as the perturbed party princess was apparently fond of shades of enchanting and feminine hue that the raising of the said princess, by my partner in pleasurable entertainment, to a level that might have captured, within her peripheral vision, the mural of a gargantuan urn of a deeply sombre shade which to a person of youthful and light hearted tendencies could result in an unsettling of the constitution and I therefore recommended the removal of such to be replaced with a wall tile image of perhaps a more sunny, therefore comforting, disposition

Well suffice to say that despite the fact I am extremely handsome and my attention to any such vanity has never previously hindered my mental capacity but on this occasion perhaps twas so as we never quite deduced the reason for this highly unsettled state of the distressed enfant. Well the young person's parents did instruct us to be `hopping it` (exact phrases having been modified to ensure an enjoyable read) and were so disgruntled they cast bandied aspersions of blame as to performance-quality lack and would you be believing, the cheeky cads, questioned our professional appearance and accused my deeply offended comrade of harbouring an offensive odour of loose meat and pungent root vegetables to which I did, in rapid defence, state that our personal apparitions and bodily aroma though they might give cause to arrest the attention of conventional or affluent types could not bear responsibilty for more blame than could a friction chaff or sombre wall motif in the presence of one so young, suffice to say this comment resulted in a withholding of fiscal remuneration.

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