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Hah! here we have yours truly in one of my numerous selfless Starry endorsement ventures in relentless pursuit of the coveted noisy dollar, yes after having been the recipient of a significant and far too frequent number of enforced feastings of knuckle sandwiches I decided yours, extremely concerned for his exceptionally handsome features, truly would prefer the constant kerching of dollary dosh to the relentless clink of knuckled and gilded bling against my highly prized exceptional and regular dentistry as each and every precious dentate are essential to the visual appearance of my good self as an artisan of pleasuring the good public with quality entertainment and therefore not only essential tools of this trade but of my favourite pastime, the pursuit of woo, why a tarnish or chip to blight my toothy attraction could have catastrophic consequence to my sophisticated courting routine.  Sadly in this picture you are unable to reap the pleasurable benefit of my treasured tools. So I decided to err on the side of caution and depart from my usual whimpish, yes no shame in admittance, inclination to favour the delicate constitution of dandy, fop, fashion and physique and embark on an endeavour to uber bulk my lithe and lovable LemMe look to warningly ward off wastrels and miscreants whilst simultaneously reaping the aforementioned kerchingable bounty by exploiting my luminary starry status, as have, sadly only mere, celebrity type entertainers before me, by bestowing on the good public, yes admittedly, another knocked out visual treat in the form of, at least this time not mere celebrity, but luminary Star fitness fanatic digital type disk coupled with an enhanced visualisation programme ensuring you too could harness the surely coveted look de LemMe. Well I did hire a not too shabby but similarly not exorbitantly priced establishment in order to maximise my fiscal gains and did furnish it with an audible instrument to deliver my positive mind manipulation presentation and made a hastily improvised nutritional snack type store and refreshing beverage department by placing a strategically nestled table of trestle style in a theme park type unavoidable exit position that only the most efficient of combat course combatants could manoeuvre without the intended merchandise purchase result on the departure route therefore maximising the kerchingabilty factor, I did adorn the trestled top with Star endorsed knick knackery and yes I admit extortionately priced to take usual advantage of a captive audience, rapid bulk mass forming snacks. and not neccessarily of nutritional type. I did offer complimentary snacks of my favourite protein packed peanutty treats embellished with iron rich chocolaty coats and coincidently an initialled monogram representing my new also hastily improvised Muscles and Men logo. well after an hour of the first, surely successful, session I felt not only perhaps a necessity to motivate my young charge but I swear did personally feel uber turbo charged and said "why!"  I would readily welcome a tousle with a couple of ruffians for a feisty bout of fisticuffs and did so strongly feel that I declared, "why I would daringly sport a sporty headpiece that said state bring forth yer no longer feared knuckled bling yer brute".   Well at this declaration my protégé did appear to be harbouring festering gripes and in response to my rather miffed inquisition as to what did cause his discontent he did cast derisory aspersions that I had wasted his valuable time and might well have brutally mugged him for his fiscal, he was about to say fee but I corrected with, pittance,  well tempers frayed and temperatures rose and the ungrateful pup did offer me out unless I did return his reluctant spends at which point I did return his measly fee in order to decline the invitation stating reasons of a looming appointment with my next client but truth be untold, well to him, despite the apparent lack of anticipated muscular development he had an approximate two good two feet advantage above me so I did feel it best, though begrudgingly, to do so.

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