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Among yours truly’s numerous and never ending talents I do un-modestly proclaim an observational why! almost visionary knack of spotting fashionable trends therefore I was only most willing to assist my primate pal in her distressed dilemmic state. Having unfortunately and unavoidably observed the girly glitterati that run uncontrollably, and usually unfettered, amok the glossy tatloids she was weighted down most miserably with an overwhelming notion of a definite lack of uber cool style and totally re-styled, nay! butchered physique.   Well, under burdening turmoil’ and choking emotions due to unattainable longings to frolic among the most super foolish ooops! caught thinking aloud there, I meant of course, most super stylish set, she strived for the secret to stylish admission with such tenacious intent,  yet still!  even despite the fact she had mastered with the most admirable dextrous ability to navigate cutlery about its crockery mate without too much debris she was never invited to dinner parties not even those studded with those tedious zed listed celebs, truth be told, she was long over due even a T-party treat but I thought it best to temper my tongue towards this tormented soul.   Well I rapidly prescribed emergency aid for this identity crisis and with no designer tags double barrelled or other notable names to drop with the usual embarrassing ease all stops must be indeed pulled to rescue this wretched unfashionable femme. I pondered and paced and I paced and I pondered and then yoogled and gahooed and finally prayed to the heavens for inspirational intervention which they unfailingly bestowed upon me a multitude of muses for my melancholy monkey mates aid. Well you bear witness to the highly effective and definitely most fashionably fetching end result and I must say without any modesty at all that yours, never ceasing to amaze, truly exposes a rather fine line between haute couture and home spun eclectic allure and I call this my Retro garage(sale) boho booted girly combat power sporty 'I mean the biz’ look. I felt the occasional catwalk coquette would not go amiss and therefore spent a further 2 hours 45 minutes trying fruitlessly to imbue some effortless grace into my pet protégé. Well for all this unselfish artistic endeavour I did only request the piffling reimbursement of $3.75cents of which I assure all, with utmost honesty, only 62 cents were of fiscal gain, but the unduly ungrateful remodelled monkey miss did leap around at this 'unreasonable amount' and accused yours truly of racketeering, why! said she, she could get it on T’Internet for considerably less, so yours, foolishly bold, truly informed the stroppy yet now sassy style guru that unlike those of lesser acclaim or talentless trait I have no intent whatsoever to work for peanutty pay and I scurried away to avoid a surely most definite ensuing affray.

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