Well! there I was between entertainment duties, and despite my Star status, was out and about aiding the blighted public when I chanced upon this adorable menagerie of domesticated and feral beasts in harmonious existence and even yours, usually cute immune, truly cannot deny a momentarily battering upon my sensory defence barrier, and why ! even partook in an appreciative moment of this blissful salve for even the sorest of eyes. I was just about to express admiration to the maternal mistress of her adorable pup-kits when realisation struck in the nick of timely saving that I could be well and truly putting my three toed foot in a potentially mortifying mouth here as there appeared a number of possibilities for this seemingly endearing scene. The initial springing to my presumptuous mind was perhaps there been a miscarriage of professional duty by a negligent person in his highly lucrative capacity of ailing-animal aid and though the seemingly proud parent was rather magnificent in both M’laydee-like appearance and maternal capacity it was apparent she could well be only functioning at 20 watts in the bright department as she appears to not be noticing the assumed vetinary blunder whereby she has clearly been, and no doubt hastily, in which case would have a valuable balance of probability evidential bearing on the questionable dilemma, dispatched with, not with the correct cluster of canines but with a potential terrifying trio of tiger tots. Perhaps the good M’laydee, whom we have now deduced may be slow of wit was the unsuspecting victim of deliberate practical prank ‘and’ partially sighted to boot therefore not, as is apparent, being supported by optical aids had yet to note her cuckooed offspring were not all she had apparently laboured for. There was in all probability the fact the unperturbed pet in full awareness of said blunder but being bestowed of nonchalant nature just shrugged her clawed cub littered shoulders and thought ‘cest la vie’ or mayhap she would have been appreciative of a rectifying resolution but faced with the potential administrative ordeal admitted defeat and hoped non would be wise. Well the cerebral capacity was crammed to its brainy brim with potential scenarios and yours, conniving as always, truly had started to formulate a rather cunning and lucrative plan whereby if no maternal bond had was found to be forged perhaps a partnership, offering equal divvy of the pretty penny these exotic kits could potentially produce, could come to be . I advanced upon the comely domestic setting with perhaps a tad too eager demean and fate, the ever present guardian,  with his `oh so you will you - well we‘ll see to that, hat on  ensured the parent pet in an eager bid to protect her, well no we have deduced not,  offspring sprang forth with fangs and almost intestinal innards bared upon yours truly, with it has to be admired, as much protective intent for the displaced dog dupes as, as if they were of her very own bearing so I no longer felt it necessary to enquire upon possibilities of entrepreneurial practice and I do not think she would have heard from the rapidly advancing distance anyhow.

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