One of my most treasured
memories was a chance happening upon none other than the most,
innovative, prolific, and handsomest, I refuse to rise to debate
about,
the then surely present company execeptions, for once I graciously
admit second best, Supernova
of all time and beings. My flabber was well and truly gasted and my
nervous system
accelerated into almost, I feared, permanent shock at the looming
vision of
my most favoured
luminary personage whose photographic image is not only a delightful
feast for
your, no doubt at this present moment
agogged, optical organs but also bound to stir
innapropriate thoughts and bring about swooning.
Well when I had
garnered my senses I leapt with the intended agility of a young
and eager gazelle
but which most probably resembled that of a badly
handled marionette, into path of said luminary.
Taunted by awareness of the beads of by now surely
unpleasant bodily moistures that might
possibly lead to an unfortunate incident I manage to feign nonchalence
and
hoped any surfacing hint of
nervous blight might curry sympathy.
I was in midst throe of coersing a collaboration for my in the pipeline
box office extravaganza when I espied a
threatening object ahead, in fear of an unGodly
like incident happening on said God I leapt swiftly into action
to not
only impress by showing
sacrificial
lengths of devotion, but to save the precious Godly, beautifully bound,
feet from
impending disaster.
I performed said impressive task and found myself in the midst of numerous,
dry, audible and
definitely successful heaves and more than just a smattering of
unrepeatable vulgarities from the,
I had mistakenly thought envious, but clearly horrified, onlookers.
Suffice to say
I was left abandoned whilst his holiness was hastened away in
a blurred vision of luvverleyness
and said collaboration was left implied to be, hopefully only
temporarily, shelved.
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