Ahaah!
I remember this well, this, one would assume, luvverlee laydeee
had a mouthwatering abundance of delish edibles and I humbly begged for
only one,
suffice to say my plea was ignored, still! I graciously congratulated
her but would
you believe, induced a rather unsettling, for her, not my goodself, you
will be pleased to know I was safe throughout,
chain of events in which M'laydee turned a rather fetching, had it been on a robe, shade
of crimson, her
eyes bugged bigger than a begging puppy's, I think there would
have been an unearthly noise but thankfully the absorbency power of the
cookies firmly affixed to the
obviously now dry walls of her greedy mouth put paid to that, there was
some movement which it
transpires was heaving but I had mistakenly thoughtshe was
performing a Michael
Jackson thriller
manouvre in a bout of boasting to add to her gluttony fest.
Well!, I fear I should halt now
as what followed could disturb sensitive souls.